What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !- zobacz
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.- zobacz
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking. After a while the boy stops. "You know we've been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it's time we went all the way," he pleads. "Well, maybe," she says, "But I'm a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us." The boy stops and says, "Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing." The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing. "Moooo ..... Moooooo ...... Moooooooon River .......!"- zobacz
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.- zobacz
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.- zobacz
What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.- zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !- zobacz
The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."- zobacz
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.- zobacz
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"- zobacz